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✖ HOW'S MY DRIVING
[my muse is on cruise]


INSECURITY + EGO = DIVIDING BY ZERO
so help me figure out how i'm actually doing
✔ SCREENING: on
✔ ANONYMITY: on



[ ring ring ❝HELLO?❞ ]

❧ MIYOU is a special individual who likes being an otaku/weeaboo/hikikomori/giant nerd and who has permanent slash goggles and a strange obsession with the mafia. SHE is available at retarded hours of the day so feel free to contact her whenever you want and she'll try to get back to you as soon as she can! SHE loves plotting random things with people, so if you want to have some fun with Miria, don't hesitate to contact her! AND NO she does not talk in third person on a regular basis.

AIM | anubituf
personal lj | mongoliabun
miria specific email | idkmybffisaaac @ gmail

{ character relations ;

Please comment here if you have ever spoken with Miria in any way, shape, or form!
NOTE— I am working full-time, so please excuse any delay in getting CR listed on this page. It will be bare for a while since I'm a perfectionist when it comes to HTML, but I will write up stuff in notepad, fiddling with HTML before I post it, then probably post a bunch at one time.

wow, even though we've done nothing, i'm so inspired!Collapse )

twenty-fourth train robbery ❧ [video]

[ The feed opens with a shaky view of — what is that? A giant pile of communicators? PERHAPS. A few seconds of the floor ensue, but now you're staring at Isaac, who looks about as smug as a criminal mastermind could look. And yes, he is dressed as a priest. It's pretty obvious he's in St. Peter's Church. ]

Okay, Isaac, you're on!

[ You might see part of a thumbs up, but it quickly disappears, and then Isaac clears his throat, ready to address the masses: ]

GOOD PEOPLE OF DISCEDO! REJOICE, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN SAVED! WITH ASSISTANCE FROM MY BEAUTIFUL PARTNER IN CRIME, YOUR STRANGE LITTLE TALKING DEVICES HAVE BEEN STOLEN! NO LONGER WILL YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR — NO LONGER WILL YOUR FAMILIES BE TORN APART! THIS IS THE GOOD NEWS, THIS IS THE WORD OF THE LORD! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, GO OUT AND LIVE YOUR LIVES ALONGSIDE YOUR FELLOW BROTHERS AND SISTERS! AND TONIGHT WE SHALL CONGREGATE IN FELLOWSHIP, RIGHT HERE IN THIS PLACE!

AMEN!

[ Miria is clapping, so the camera shakes with each of her claps, and then she sets the comm on a nearby pew or some other nearby surface. ]

But what are we going to do with all these, Isaac?

[ Isaac ponders this. ] Well, Miria... we'll just have to find out how to make them harmless. We can't have anyone turning into bugs, now can we?

No way! That'd be awful...

[ They continue talking, about nothing of real importance, and then the feed times out. Begin the spamming! ]
[ So, while Isaac is over there yelling about potato chips, have Miria yelling about something completely different: ]

WOW! THE MOON MULTIPLIED!

[ No, she hadn't noticed until just now. Happy belated one-year Discoversary, Miria. She's technically been here longer than that but she's behind like three months from when I dropped her. So. Yes. I think I'm mostly back now. /snuggles laptop ]

{ threadtracking ;

So I'll finally be able to figure out what the hell Isaac and Miria know about Discedo. This is a WIP. Also, a reminder! If you have CR with Miria, I'm still slowly working on her CR page, so please comment away! ♥

the only way to steal is to steal from the mafia!Collapse )
[ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. That's right, the mighty vuvuzela gods have come to strike her down for not posting for two weeks. HATERS GON' HATE.

Unfortunately, the communicators don't have vuvuzela apps, so you'll just hear her scream right before a splash, which is Miria falling into the lake. She and Isaac are now currently floating in the lake, dead as two goldfish who weren't taken care of properly by their owner. Zoro and Anemone, feel free to actionspam this or Isaac's post if you want to find their bodies. Or make a reply!post, idc, it's up to y'all.
]
[Backdated to shortly after this thread with Taiwan in which Taiwan proposes Miria might be a nation. The transmission begins with Isaac and Miria clearing their throats. Prepare your eardrums to be assaulted by Isaac's booming voice.]

ATTENTION ALL NATIONS OF DISCEDO!

ATTENTION, ATTENTION!

It seems a nice young lady by the name of— [He thinks a moment, coming to the realization he doesn't know Taiwan's name. He shrugs like it's not important and continues.] It doesn't matter! A nice young lady has informed Miria and I that we might be like you!

Just like you!

All we need is a bit of land and a citizen and then we'll know for sure! (We've already got the immortality covered!) I wonder if Ennis counts as a citizen, Miria...

... Maybe she does, Isaac!

Yes! Maybe she does! She was created by that strange old man, after all... And when she's happy, we're happy!

Yeah! And all that other stuff too, right? [...] But then, since Prussia is Ennis' brother, does that mean he's our citizen too?

Why yes, I think it does, Miria, my dear!


[And the feed times out as they start talking amongst themselves, completely forgetting that they had been addressing the network. All nations, have at it! Also, anyone & everyone else is free to tell them they're crazy. If Linlin feels like breaking hiatus, she may be able to tag with Isaac some, but as of right now you'll either get just Miria or both of them if I feel like more godmoding.]
This post really should have been made ages ago, but IT'S HERE NOW. In the style of this because I'm uncreative. Also bits are copy-pasted because I'm lazy. Most of it is essentially the same, but this is mostly here because Isaac and Miria think everything is the Rail Tracer's fault.

it's a ghost that stalks trains and gobbles them up!Collapse )

twentieth train robbery ❧ [video]

[ Good evening, Discedo, Miria has a present for you: she spent most of her day drawing a huge picture of a train—on the wall of her apartment, no less. (Isaac helped with the design, and he did give it its name.) The camera pans out shakily, and you'll be able to see the whole thing in a few seconds. 3—2—1— SPACETRAIN!

BEHOLD THE INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACETRAIN THE GALACTIC PUPCATCollapse )


Yes, it is called the Galactic Pupcat. See this post for how they even came up with it (although it still doesn't explain much lmao). Also, ignore the color. It is not in color in-game. She probably drew it with one of those rocks that's sort of like black chalk. Idk.

Miria then speaks, determinedly. If Germany won't help, she'll just have to find someone else! ]



Isaac and I need help building this! It's supposed to go into space!

[ Later, she adds this message beneath the train (because what am typing): ]

FREE BOARDING PASS IF YOU HELP!!


[ ooc | backdated a few hours because I couldn't draw on Paint during work. basically, the sun hasn't gone down yet so you can still see. also, this is a very rare twice-in-one-week post uwah. ]

nineteenth train robbery ❧ [audio]

[ This is her (sad) attempt to communicate with all you people who don't speak English. She's obviously missing a few languages but these are the four that I could butcher the best—ie, the most common (and Japanese mostly because probably more than half the population of Discedo is Japanese). Have fun with her awful grammar and very obvious accent. ]

Parlez-vous français? Non parle français! Hoh hoh hoh! [ She sounds like a stereotypical French person with a thick French accent (think Lumière from Beauty and the Beast), but for the most part, she pronounces this fairly well. Congrats, Miria. ]

¿Habla española? No habla española! [ This one is pretty awful: she pronounces the H, and española sounds more like es-PAN-yola, instead of es-pan-YO-la. ]

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Nicht sprechen sie Deutsch! [ Again, this one isn't so bad pronunciation-wise, but obviously the grammar for "I don't speak German" is just... all sorts of wrong. She basically thinks sie, in this case, means "the," as in, "I don't speak the German." I am so sorry, Germany, your ears are probably bleeding now. ]

話します日本語ですか? 話しません日本語です! [ Yeah, this one is probably the worst. Japan, your life what is it. Grammar is awful, and this one has the worst accent of them all. She pronounces every "su" and intonation is all over the place. People of Japan, enjoy. ]

[ Then, very loudly and with much fervor (you can practically hear the thumbs up in her voice): ] I SPEAK ENGLISH!!

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